Hello! And welcome, 3.5%, I will be your Host,

We are a rather random, yet not random at all, collective of people. You see, my friends and family would like to invite you to a party, if you will. Consider this THE formal invitation.

The rules are:

1. Don’t do it for the money!

(What you do after and who you support based on who you met at the event does not apply.)

2. Bring something you are willing to give away.

3. Only honest acts of giving will be accepted. (You may take only what is given to you of agreed upon free will.)

4. Any food or service provided that concerns health standards must be certifiable for safety and regulation purposes.

Thank you, and I look forward to meeting you!